Sounds In The Night

So it was one of those restless nights Friday night...the time was 3:17 am, and we're due to be up in a couple of hours to get ready to go to the Elmira Maple Syrup Festival (blog to come). Noah had just gone back to bed after needing to use the washroom, and after tucking him in and checking in on Hunter, we decide to go out on the balcony for a smoke.

Now, neither the Mrs. nor I smoke that much these days...3 or 4 a day each, that's about it. A late night smoke is a moment to get out in the fresh air, take the day in, and just listen to the silence outside....

Hold on. What was that? Sounded like one of the kids saying "Mom?" I turn to Tina and say that can't be...the boys' window is closed, and that was a little too clear and loud...wait! There it is again! Not really "Mom?" though, more like...more like a....moan? Is it...? It IS!

The sound we heard was of a woman in another apartment moaning in pleasure! And let me tell you, she's a screamer! At this time of night, and with her window open, she was hitting her stride and letting it all out for the neighbourhood to hear! My wife blurted out an "oh my god!", while I had bad 70's disco music playing in my head (the same music that you can find on any porn movie soundtrack!).

While the orgasmic neighbour kept it going, we finished our cigs and headed back in. I went into our bedroom and opened the window a crack...and she was still going, now about 15 minutes into her 'performance'! Then it got quiet (I never heard anyone else, so I don't know if she had a partner or was going 'solo'. But she wasn't shy about it, that's for certain!

It looks like it's gonna be an interesting spring/summer around our place!!